Oppai Haiku

Another new ribald poem folks, it's been quite a while since my last piece of NSFW poetry.
This one deals with large breasted hentai women in a range of typical situations... Oh yeah and it's written in haiku format...

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LOTR Songs Piano Arrangements

The Martian Blog has a new entry. This one deals with my recent arranging of all 44 of my settings of Tolkien's songs from the Lord Of The Rings.

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Classical Music

Another new poem folks.
This one deals with the hard core of classical music: string quartets, symphonies, operas and piano sonatas.
It is written in Martian sonnet form...

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Time To Wake Up

Another new poem folks.
This one is a rap!

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The Mundane

The Church of Infinite Dimensions has another new hymn!
This one is set to the tune "New Britain" (aka "Amazing Grace") and deals with the simple joys of the mundane.

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Injustice

The Church of Infinite Dimensions has a new hymn!
This one deals with theme of injustice.

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The Transcendent Plane

The Church of Infinite Dimensions has a new hymn!
This one deals with that realm of infinite beings: The Transcendent Plane.

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The Colour Of Music

Ever wondered what colour different pieces of music are? Perhaps some are green, some are violet and maybe that one is a dark blue...
Well now you don't need to wonder anymore because I have adapted my colour wheel to fit all 24 of the musical keys. I am not the first person to do this. People who exhibit Chromesthesia each do this in their own way and they each have their own wheel, and their wheels do not agree and they do not have a coherent system.

My wheel is superior! It is a simple, coherent and logical and if everyone adopts it it will be of great use to the populace.
For the curious here are some examples:

Led Zeppelin: "Stairway To Heaven" is cyan.
Parry: "Jerusalem" is bright green.
Bruce Springsteen: "Born to Run" is yellow.
Liszt: "Benediction of God in Solitude" is red.
Rick Astley: "Never Gonna Give You Up" is pink.
Simon & Garfunkel: "Bridge Over Troubled Water" is violet.
Jimi Hendrix: "Purple Haze" is Brunswick green.
Beethoven: Piano Sonata #14 "Moonlight Sonata" is olive drab.
Stevie Wonder: "Superstition" is maroon.
Bon Jovi: "It's My Life" is spectral violet.
Bach: "Toccata and Fugue in D Minor" is Prussian blue.


There are many more examples on my web page which you can listen to.
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