The Hedgehog Is Back!

4 years ago I uploaded my version of "The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All" commercially to all the major cources using CD Baby. I had no control over the process, could not access any information and never made any money from it. In 2026 I had had enough of the USELESS CD Baby and revoked my permission for them to use it. They then removed it from all the major sources. I forgot about it while I waited for the process to complete. Naturally CD Baby did NOT notify me of the completion.

Today I discovered that all the links to the song were broken and immediately set about re-uploading the song to YouTube. This I have done. I also updated it's webpage on TheMartianPress.com.

The video is just the song with a static image. I plan to do a more interesting video clip in the future but am too busy to do so at the moment.

Check out the Martian Press page.

Check out the YouTube clip.

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A Gilded Cage

Another new poem folks.
This one deals with a form of domestic abuse, namely that between a passive-aggressive, controlling husband and a submissive wife...

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An Echo Chamber

The Martian Blog has a new entry. This one deals with writing, recording and filming my latest song: "An Echo Chamber".

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Damn Thieves!

The Martian Blog has a new entry. This one deals with the trauma of having my home invaded multiple times last year with significant damage, mess and the theft of a large number of valuable items. The restoration of my property is ongoing as is the search for justice.

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God's Message To Her Creation

Another new poem folks.
This one is a message from an angry Goddess to her human creations...

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Myfanwy

The Martian Blog has a new entry. This one deals with my arrangement of the famous Welsh song: "Myfanwy" for mid voice and piano.

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Mr Mars' YouTube Channels

The Works Of Warren Mars has some new content.
I have finally got around to integrating my YouTube channels with my primary website. You can now click on my primary menu and read all about my YouTube journey so far and click through to see all the main points of interest and my various channels.

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The Laws of the Universe

The Church of Infinite Dimensions has a new hymn!
This one deals with the laws of the Universe. It's the faith of a scientist set to Ralph Vaughan-Williams' arrangement of "The Old 100th".

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Writing A Piano Accompaniment

The Martian Blog has a new entry. This one deals with writing a piano accompaniment.
It belongs to last year. I'm just trying to catch up...

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Elle's Not Well

Another new poem folks.
This one deals with 3 female YouTubers; Elle Cordova, Angela Collier and June Lapine. 2 sad woke feminists and one reasonably happy trad wife.

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Eclair All Gone!

Another new poem folks.
This one is constructed from 44 anagrams of Angela Collier.

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A Game Of Thrones

The Martian has reviewed another book.
This one is "A Game Of Thrones" by GRR Martin.
It's only 7,800 words... only 2.6% of the 300,000 words of the book. Mine has pictures too!
Excelsior!

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Changed Web Hosts Again...

The Martian Blog has a new entry. This one deals with the painful business of changing webhosts and the corruption of good companies by EVIL investment houses...

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Grendel

The Works Of Warren Mars has some new content.
This one is a highly selective account of my life in the style of "Grendel" by John Gardner..

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What I Did In 2024

The Martian Blog has a new entry. This one deals with most of the stuff I did in 2024.

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Mars Constellations

The Works Of Warren Mars has some new content.
He has finally released his analysis of the night sky with an all-new set of constellations to suit the modern age. After 5,000 years we have shapes that actually look like the thing they are named after. Bozhe moi!

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When The Books Run Out

Another new poem folks.
This one deals with the fate of a bookworm whose standards are now so high that she can't find a decent book to read...

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What's wrong with Aussie Rules?

Mr Mars is on his soapbox again.
This time he's ranting about all the problems with the AFL.

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When I Am 40

Another new poem folks.
This one deals with a lonely feminist in her mid 30s.

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Savannah The Brown

Another new poem folks.
This one deals with millenial, post-modern poet: Savannah Brown.

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